MrsDic

Any big dicks near Galveston who want to come tie me up and have their way with me? And feel free to bring a friend, male or female! I’m so horny I can’t stand it!!

ATTENTION, I am not going to chat or have cyber sex so please don't ask. IF YOU LIVE NEAR GALVESTON OR HOUSTON, contact me. The best way is Kik: always.be.real100

I live in a beach house in Galveston, it moves with the wind or walking and fucking makes it really sway. So if the house is a-rockin' don't bother knockin'! I'm witty, charming, beautiful and fun. And modest, obviously. I'm easy-going, laid back and cool. I don't look my age and I sure don't act it. I love to laugh, especially at other people :D, sense of humor required so if you're uptight, thin-skinned, sensitive or insecure, keep moving because I will offend you sooner than later. Confidence, cocky if you can pull it off, but no narcissists - had enough of that for a lifetime from my husband, whose best friend was a mirror.

I like tall guys with big dicks (at least 5'11" and 7 inches please, and you must be able to get it up and keep it up - nothing worse than a limp penis!). Manly men only, no sissies or pretty boys. I love scars and tats. Levi's and t-shirts over button-downs and slacks. Bi-guys definitely need not apply. If you ask me to peg you, I'll block you! I prefer dark hair, but baldies and blondes are not out of the question, and foreign accents turn me on. I'm a little old-fashioned, I like the guy to be in charge in the bedroom, so don't start asking me what I like to do in bed. I like to fuck, long and hard and more. If you don't know what you're doing in bed, take some lessons, read a book or watch a video or two, and get back to me because I don't have time for lame selfish lovers and I'm not fixing to teach you what you should already know. I like to have orgasms, obviously (hint: all women do). Important: if you don't give me one you're probably not coming back. I'm also interested in trying out some kinks - threesomes, a woman, some mild BDSM (tie me up and spank me, have your way with me, but no choking, face slapping or leading me around by a dog collar). I'm definitely submissive, I will not dominate you! And I've never been with a woman, so that's on my bucket list for sure.

Looks are not as important as personality and cool factor. 420 lovers, Deadheads, wit and intelligence go a lot further than a pretty face. Absolutely no liars, game-players or posers...just be real. I don't give a fuck what kind of car you drive or if you have money, I just want to fuck.

"You can fools some people sometime but you can't fool all the people all the time." Bob Marley